Відео

Iiiii 😊

Where did the fish put his money in in a river bank

The

What is the only ice cream that orphans can't eat.The family ice cream💀

When zeus pop up i was saying ZEUS ZEUS

Siri is like ur voice😂

Bro hit em with the eminem special

What’s a computer’s favorite snack? it’s its own kind.

The darkest joke is a black guy

Millionaire said if anyone can jump in the pool and kill my 225 pound crocodile they will win $10,000 after that he heard a big splash saw a African guy his crocodile when the African guy got out he said he didn’t want any money and the millionaire said well what do you want? He said I want the person that pushed me.

😂😂😂

😔😭😭☹️☹️😔😭☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😔😭😭😭😭

Oh my God my favorite color is rainbow!!!!!😮

When I say I'm the joker I am the joker 😂

Listen to m n m it has like a 1,000 words

Bro told johnny his sybo

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

Son: How do stars die? Dad: An overdose, usually.

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

My wife left a note on the fridge saying, “this is not working”. I don’t know what she’s talking about, the fridge is working fine.

Why is a hospital always so cold To keep the vegetables from expiring What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat The wheelchair

You got yellow

So true though

He broke the system

Nah

Bro seo relatable i did everything 💀

Why did the jello cross the road so it can get to the highly jungle

Me as pisces:Yay I am pisces 🎉🎉🎉😊😊😊

bro needs a job

I almost thought it was Dic-

I have adhd this is true good acting

AHHHHH What’s my zodiac? Cancer? (I’m cancer)

The beginning was like his grandma is his gf

Bro always getting roasted or roasting someone else

It’s good to blink again! 😳 😳 😳 😳 Me: better borrow Mad - Eye- Moody’s glasses (Don’t blame me I’m a potter nerd)

Bro actually drank the egg Like in real life

Me: 😶 I thought they had a wand and robes and a castle like Harry Potter!

‘You are adopted! 😳😭’ ‘I really didn’t want to tell you this but…’ ‘I found ur ass on the highway 😳😭’ OMG The bro learnt from his mum how to roast people by say the word *ass*

Yellow

Im auaruis ♒️

Be Uranus bro Ur eating ice cereal

Bro roasted his grandma Here grandma, wipe ur *ass*

Pls be money! Him: yo bro I’m rich Us: that’s 1 dollar you think that iPhone is cheap?

Bro: wtf is that allowed? (X2) Them: stop

You look kind of different

Why do cannibals not eat other cannibals because they don’t want to be full of their self 👇

Zeus… Then what is he was the son of Athena

Why’d the guy die..he had cancer in his I’m alive..not

Bro got the 😈 👿

What the